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It’s tough being married to a were-wolf. The neighbors always wonder why we have so much fur on our carpets when we have no dogs. The kids we babysit always point out the chew marks on the furniture and my funds are running low from buying all those replacement cats whenever my wife craves a midnight snack.

On our anniversary she makes me breakfast, which usually consists of waking up to half a cow on top of me.  The other half is usually in the lawn.

She likes sushi and everything raw. I like overcooked and meat no longer red. She likes chasing the moon while I like chasing sleep. She likes the flower bed while I like the toilet.

She likes snuggles, and I like the softness of her hair through my fingers. She likes the night, and I like waiting up for her until she gets home. She likes shredding clothes, and I like patching them up for her.

She likes me, and I like her.
FFM 11! Tried to go for something more lighthearted. Please tell me what you think :D 
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NamelessShe Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I almost choked on my coffee when I got to "replacement cats." :XD: Poor kitties!
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RyokoToast Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
XD haha the worst part is that he has to match them up to the original cats so their owners won't notice anything
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GDeyke Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014   Writer
Aww. The last two paragraphs of this are really sweet, especially after the less-than-hopeful beginning.
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RyokoToast Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Im glad you liked it :D 
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SCFrankles Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You won me over with the first two sentences ^^ Your story is so oddly sweet :D
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RyokoToast Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
thanks :D 
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Osterkaktus Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Love this :) 
favorite piece - "She likes the night, and I like waiting up for her until she gets home. She likes shredding clothes, and I like patching them up for her. "
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RyokoToast Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
aaaaah thanks so much :D 
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ilyilaice Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
a simple but sweet story. :heart:
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RyokoToast Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
thanks :3 I tried going for something more sweet and fluffy
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